Look! I made a Twitter thing. If you're one of those people for whom a blog is not enough, come and follow the exploits of The Fat of the Land via 140-character Tweets. I will tell you secrets the like of which you have never dreamed.
http://twitter.com/thebeefer is where it's at.
Next: come and live in my house, come and sit with me as I work at the computer, come and implant yourself in my brain! Thrills await!